I should have fought for her, should have
wept and begged and made the full,
hair-extracting spectacle
of what I felt. I should have
shed my pride.
What good is pride? When you die,
I know they turn you
inside out, to see what portion
of your god-allotted guts
you failed to spend on this earth.
"(Source: allthereisiswhatyousee, via foodcurated)
How a molecular biologist proposes! So cute.
DNA amplified to different sized fragments via the polymerase chain reaction, and then seperated by size on a gel. This isn’t that hard actually. I just got a Valentine’s Day idea for my lady :) Time to design some romantic DNA.
I think more people should get creative with their science, no?
(via a very awesome person who uploaded this to imgur and should be married forever)
ColoGNE you fucking imbeciles.
omfg colon im dying
1billion% dead
(Source: twitter.com)
i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone
fuck that
im full homo
im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
Once one of my best friends, after finding out about no homo said, “You have beautiful skin.” Then she slid her hand up my arm and whispered, “Homo.”
Finally watched Jenna marbles video on sluts. Thank god she’s talking to people about something IMPORTANT! Living in a college town, it’s disgusting to see how some girls act, I truly pity them. Some girls need to be thought self respect instead of how to act like a fucking cum dumpster, JUST SAYINN’
YES! finally someone addresses the important issue of shitting on women’s sexual freedom! nobody ever does that.
(Source: roleypoleyraviolli)
(by way of anonymous)
Man, I love Planned Parenthood. Always the nicest, most knowledgable staff. I went there for my regular gyno visits until I got married and had insurance…and then I kept going.
So pretty much I’ve always gone there.
Yeah, people can totally live on $7.25x40 hours per week=$290 or about $1160 per month…before taxes.
I honestly believe politicians should only make minimum wage while in office; if they have no-work money like Mitt Romney? I guess they can live off that…or donate it to something that isn’t self-serving.
Why are these people being paid more than the average citizen? Why do they have better health care?
(Source: lucilleandmitt)